May 1, 2007

Tomboy - Part 1

Men are from Mars and women are from Venus.

so they say... im sure as hell not from Mars but i dont think ill be very well accepted in Venus either... im not ur average girl... im almost always described as a tomboy... im just not a girly-girl... Period.
  • i dont take hours to get ready.
  • i dont think beer is 'ewww'.
  • i dont think sports r a waste of time.
  • i dont think nail paints r cooler than tattoos.
  • i dont think shopping is better than sleeping.
  • i dont think that i have to act like i dont understand any non-veg. jokes just because im worried the guys will think i have a dirty mind.
  • i dont usually cry in movies.
  • i've played football in the rain and i loved it... the mud.. the tugging.. the slipping.. and the fights!!!...
  • i have no patience with high-pitched, shrill-voiced wannabes.
  • i dont think that when u go out on a date, the guy should pay just because hes a guy.
  • i dont usually get along with girls... all they do is bitch behind each others' backs.
  • i think i understand guys much better than i understand girls.
  • my idea of a perfect sunday is soccer and beer... CHEERS!!!
  • i can wake up and be out of the house in 15 minutes flat whatever the occasion.
  • i think boxers and a tee are THE most comfortable clothes in the world!!!
  • my knowledge about make-up is limited to applying kohl around the eyes.

im not cribbing here... i love being a girl... and every once in a while i do girl stuff with the few girlfriends i have... i just dont understand the kinds who think its very cute to act shy and dumb in front of guys... the kinds who cant cross the roads without shrieking and the kinds who 'oooh' and 'aaah' about everything... most of these girls suffer from "multiple personality disorder"... and i dont like the side most of them project in front of guys... stop acting like bimbos!!! just because ur a girl doesnt mean u cant rough it out a bit... u can change a bulb all by urself... and u can use that screwdriver on ur own... its just a screwdriver... u cant kill urself with it and for heavens sake ur not going to break a nail!!!...

maybe ill do a part 2 about what girl stuff i do like...

9 comments:

Impressionist said...

hehehe!
that was a nice post !:P


Peace & Love
JeeVY

Loser-in-Love said...

im just not a girly-girl. Period.

Well what is PERIOD doing there then...lol

~Devil's Advocate

lemon said...

after reading that post i've come to the conclusion that m about 70 percent tom-boy and 30 percent a girly girl..!! i think thats quite a good balance..pls tell me m rite :)

Princess Banter said...

I've read that book before and frankly, I found it a bit dry :P Though I do find some truth in that book, I agree with you that they tend to generalize on the women and men models :P I think girls can be girly-girls when they can... and the opposite when they wish. Why can't guys ever acknowledge that? :P

Irreversibly Screwed said...

@ rajeev
thanx..

@ loser-in-love
im still a girl!!!.. just not a girly one!!.. ;)

@ lemonade
superb balance... wait for part 2... maybe we aren't as tomboyish as we think!!.. :P

@ princess
i know!!... why not just realize that everyone has feminine and masculine traits!!!.. yes.. u guys heard(read) it... u do have feminine traits and we do know it!!.. lol

bornfortheu.s.a said...

this world needs more gals like u..

Unknown said...

pretty much the same for me I guess...I may be accepted in mars..but definitely won't be a warm welcome. Although, I am sure the pretty Venusians will accept me.
I prefer to be on the moon.

Funny and pretty contrasting though.
I take ages to get ready.
I don't like beer.
Tattoos rock.
Shopping is way better, if its not your money thats being blown away.

lol on the non veg jokes...I wonder why they call them nonveg jokes. The jokes aren't eating meat.

crying in movies is technically forbidden. However, men are allowed to cry if a villain gets hit in the ...you know.

Guys should pay. Its courtesy. But if women think that, guys get offended. We pay but we aren't EXPECTED to pay...the male mind is simple and confusing.

ofcourse you do. Guys understand guys much better too. guys have simple minds.

My idea of a perfect sunday..sleep(am an engineering student)

yes, they ARE the most comfortable pieces of clothing in the world.

My knowledge of make-up is far more...but no hands on experience. Just theoretical. Useful as backup in case I run out of topics when talking to women.

its good to act cute and shy at times, then suddenly become bold. Its very very annoying when they can't cross the road.

sigh...I am not good with tools...am good at opening stuff...it just doesn't fit back together again...lol

I have engg exams dear..there is usually a gap of 4-6 days per paper. So they stretch to a whole month. Very frustrating.

Can't post the cheating tips for now.
but stick to the common cheatsheets. Am going to describe that only when I write the post. will only tell in detail the strategies on how to use them and where to conceal them.

One rule for everyone. If caught.
EAT THE EVIDENCE!
no matter what happens..eat that damn cheatsheet.

Enjoy.

Anonymous said...

Mate, (thts the word i can have for u), its a superb blog for ur expressions, feelings, n u hv dont care attitude and "give a damn" attitude. Thats really nice, besides wonderful English. Thats a general comment on ur blog, not on specifically this one, road ahead would drop in n try to comment on ur other posts too...

Way to go!!!

Keep Posting....Do visit mine tooo

Cheers

Hitch

Irreversibly Screwed said...

@ neo
lol..

@ hershey
shopping is fun if u dont have to try on every little thing that u buy!!!... and of course the moolah in question isnt urs...
by the way i too am an engineering student so i know the importance of sleep and sundays but i prefer to sleep in the few lectures that i do attend..
i was talking about hands-on experience with make up.. theoretically i know some other stuff too..
im lucky... my engineering exams are more like power exams... 6 days, 6 papers... thank goodness.. i wasnt planning on studying more than one night anyways!!!...

@ hitch
thanx... hope to see u here again...